bad-w0lff:

freudian-slipped:

if you put a frog in boiling water, it will jump out.

if you put a frog in warm water and gradually turn up the heat until the water is boiling, the frog will remain there until it dies.

and that is an abusive relationship.

Holy shit.

(via katiekatkkm)

screww-youu:

unic-rn:

edeott:

meowheichou:

joeshmo:

oaf-whisperer:

one-more-day-to-a-new-beginning:

whenyoureolder-youwillunderstand:

purpleflrs:

city-of-sherlock-games:

thatsnowbastard:

remember that time it got so hot in some parts of australia the bottoms of people’s thongs were literally melting to the asphalt and people still ask me why I hate summer

For Americans reading this post, a thong is a flip-flop.
FLIP-FLOP.

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(Source: angryabouttelevision, via lost--like-lsd)

sorryidontswim:

I wonder what my friends say about me when i’m not around because i’m sure it’s not nice things

(via mashed-tomato)

lameborghini:

what is it like to not be tired i can’t remember

(via ilikefudgecake)

toots-toots:

Am I the only one who keeps their phone on silent 99.3 % of the time

(via lostindepressionandfakesmiles)